okay i'm back, this is my last comment before bed please accept my lack of wit
POTENTIAL HUMOUROUS AU SCENARIOS
- he's her online nemesis, e-sports are for losers, fanfic supremacy - once she had to take a seat on the dunking tank for a school fair and Felix either a) saved her from humiliation and took her place or b) threw the shot that knocked her in - she constantly hoards a seat in his coffee shop and all the employees and patrons hate her but as she is Dimitri's sister, he regrettably must allow her to exist - she caught him crying big baby tears when they were younger and to this day he fears she'll bribe him somehow - a truck of mayonnaise collided with a truck of mustard while they were crossing the street one day and they got caught in a condiment tsunami - they attend group therapy together - the therapy is about the condiment crisis - since this is scorched earth, they are bitter exes - since this is scorched earth, they are currently dating
IDK MAN what were you thinking, i'm clearly open to all and sundry
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POTENTIAL HUMOUROUS AU SCENARIOS
- he's her online nemesis, e-sports are for losers, fanfic supremacy
- once she had to take a seat on the dunking tank for a school fair and Felix either a) saved her from humiliation and took her place or b) threw the shot that knocked her in
- she constantly hoards a seat in his coffee shop and all the employees and patrons hate her but as she is Dimitri's sister, he regrettably must allow her to exist
- she caught him crying big baby tears when they were younger and to this day he fears she'll bribe him somehow
- a truck of mayonnaise collided with a truck of mustard while they were crossing the street one day and they got caught in a condiment tsunami
- they attend group therapy together
- the therapy is about the condiment crisis
- since this is scorched earth, they are bitter exes
- since this is scorched earth, they are currently dating
IDK MAN what were you thinking, i'm clearly open to all and sundry